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MSIMULIZI: Kwa karne nyingi,
maswali makubwa ya maisha
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wamewapa changamoto baadhi ya walimwengu
akili kubwa.
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Haja ya mapenzi, ndoa
na kujitolea maishani.
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(MTOTO ANALIA)
-Hamu ya kuzaliana
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na uhai wa jamii ya binadamu.
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Utafutaji wa wito,
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hamu ya kupata furaha
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-na kifo kisichoepukika.
-(NALI ZA KEngele)
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(PEMBE ZINAPIGA HOME)
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Lakini, Karl Pilkington hajatoa
mawazo ya pili
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kwa lolote kati ya masuala haya.
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Paka huyu ana macho.
Sijawahi kuona hilo hapo awali.
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NARRATOR: Sasa ana umri wa miaka 40,
anadhani ni wakati wake.
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(BURPS)
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Anasafiri kote ulimwenguni
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kuona jinsi watu wengine wanavyoshughulika
na maswali makubwa ya maisha.
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KARL: Tumekuwa na Enzi ya Chuma, Enzi ya Mawe.
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Huu ndio Umri wa Kuchangamsha.
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(MTOTO ANALIA)
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NARRATOR: Na kuona kama masuala
hata hivyo ni mambo makubwa.
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Katika kipindi hiki, Karl anataka kujua
kama unahitaji wito.
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Kuweka sakafu, kusafisha madirisha,
nikamtoa jogoo wangu.
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Kazi gani hiyo?
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NARRATOR: Je, unapaswa kufuata ndoto zako?
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Kuzimu ya damu, Kenny.
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Hapana! Sahau!
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NARRATOR: au, ni karibu tu
kupata pesa na kufurahia?
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Sitaki kumbusu samaki.
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Huu ni usiku wa aina gani?
Nilidhani ni pamoja classy.
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MSIMULIZI: Huu ni Kuomboleza kwa Maisha.
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KARL'. Nani mwenye akili humu ndani?
Je, ni mimi?
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Au kila mtu mwingine?
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Ni kitu ambacho unataka
kutumia maisha yako kufanya, innit?
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Nini wito wako katika maisha?
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sijui.
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Unajuaje
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kwamba unataka kufanya jambo hilo
kwamba wewe kuchagua?
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Sema, ikiwa unajulikana kama, kama,
mmoja wa waganga bora wa upasuaji,
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unaweza kutenganisha mapacha wa Siamese
na kufanya mambo ya ubongo na yote hayo.
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Ikiwa unataka kugonga hiyo kichwani,
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ni vigumu kutembea mbali, innit?
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Ukiingia kwenye kichwa mtu
na uende "nimetosheka na hii.
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"Nimechoka kutenganisha watu
na kufanya kazi kwenye ubongo.
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"Kuna taarifa yangu."
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Wangekuwa wakienda, “Loo, huwezi kuondoka.
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"Wewe ni mmoja wa bora
madaktari wa upasuaji duniani."
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“Najua lakini nimetosha.
Sitaki kuifanya tena."
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"Ndio, lakini kuna ...
Ni wachache tu kati yenu.
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"Unayo zawadi. Tafadhali kaa."
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Na ameketi kwenye kiti hicho,
unajua, kufanya kazi ya ubongo.
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Na hata hataki.
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Siwezi kufikiria chochote kibaya zaidi
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kwamba kutoweza kutoka
ya kitu,
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kwa sababu wewe ni mzuri sana katika hilo.
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Kwa hivyo, kwa njia fulani, kamwe usiwe
mzuri sana kwa lolote.
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Kwa sababu, ingeisha
kukuzuia, nadhani.
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(PEMBE ZINAPIGA HOME)
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KARL: Mwisho wa siku,
ni ubongo wako, innit,
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hiyo huamua likizo yako ni ipi
itakuwa.
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Na yangu, uh, yangu haijapata fununu.
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Ubongo wangu umejaa manenosiri.
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Hiyo ndiyo tu inavyohisi, wakati mwingine.
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Nadhani ndiyo sababu
ubongo umepungua.
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Kumejawa na upuuzi tu huko juu.
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(DAKTARI ANAZUNGUMZA)
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KARL: Daktari, je, hii ni kweli?
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Lakini, sihisi chochote.
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KARL: Ikiwezekana ...
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Tisa.
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Nne.
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KARL: Mm.
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Ikiwa anasema anachagua chakula
hiyo ni nzuri kwa ubongo wake,
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vizuri, ni ubongo wangu
hiyo ni kuchuna chakula ninachokula.
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Kwa hivyo ni wazi, ni chakula
ambayo inataka niwe nayo.
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Sio kama ni sehemu nyingine yangu
akisema, "Karl, uwe na soseji."
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Akili yangu inaniambia hivyo.
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Kwa hivyo, kwa njia fulani ...
Lo, kila ninachokula ni chakula cha ubongo.
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Sina la kusema ndani yake, sivyo?
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Ubongo wake, kwa namna fulani, una njaa... Ni
njaa ya maarifa na una nini.
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Yangu nataka tu
sausage au vidole vya samaki.
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Huli, haulali.
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Kwa hivyo, nini... Yote ni ya nini?
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Unamuona lini mkeo,
ikiwa unafanya kazi kila wakati?
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Siku moja?
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(DAKTARI ANAZUNGUMZA)
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KARL: Je, wao ni maarufu?
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Loo, lazima iwe hivyo
uvumbuzi wako uliofanikiwa zaidi.
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Je, mwenye simu?
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Mkono wenye akili?
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Kweli, sipendi kuogelea,
mimi? Mimi si mzuri sana katika hilo.
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Kisha ananiambia, unachotakiwa kufanya ni
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kimsingi karibia kifo,
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kupata wazo zuri.
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Ni sehemu nyingine ya mafunzo ya ubongo.
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Rukia kwenye bwawa,
weka kichwa chako chini,
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na ushikilie pumzi yako
kwa muda uwezavyo.
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Na, inaonekana, ubongo wako huamka.
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sipati chochote.
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Si kila mtu anaweza kuwa na ubongo mzuri.
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Baadhi yetu ni wazimu.
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Kwa kweli, wengi wa dunia ... Numbnuts.
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Na hivyo ndivyo ilivyo, hatuwezi
wote wawe wajanja. Na haiwezi...
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Ulimwengu haungefanya kazi kama tungekuwa.
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Na kuna kazi nyingi chafu
duniani, hilo linahitaji kufanywa.
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Jambo la daktari wa upasuaji, nilikuambia,
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ni kubwa fujo kuhusu
na akili za watu.
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Lakini, wakati fulani,
unachota ubongo uliokufa
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na kuiweka kwenye pipa.
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Nani anafuta hiyo pipa?
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(KUNYONYA)
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Kwa hivyo acha kulenga juu
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na fanya tu kitu muhimu.
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Hiyo ilikuwa ya muda gani?
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MKALI: Ilikuwa kama dakika moja,
dakika moja na nusu.
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Sijawahi kufanya hivyo kwa muda mrefu.
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MKALI: Ulifanya nini
kuja na basi?
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Hakuna, nilishangaa tu
nilishusha pumzi kwa muda gani.
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KARL: Ndio, nadhani napenda
wazo la jambo hili la Benriya.
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Unajua, inafaa zaidi
kwa aina ya ubongo niliyo nayo,
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maana sina akili kama
Dr NakaMats, je!
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Unajua, napenda kazi ya nje
kwenye bustani, uh ...
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(EXHALES) ... uchoraji.
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Uchoraji wa madirisha ya madirisha,
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bodi ya skirting, kusafisha madirisha.
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Kazi ndogo, kazi ndogo tu karibu
ya nje ambayo najua yanahitaji kufanywa.
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Sitaki tu kufikia hatua hiyo
ambapo una kazi,
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na unaweka mambo sawa
kwa kila mtu mwingine,
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lakini huna wakati
kutatua shida zako mwenyewe.
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Ni kama visu,
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wanafanya kila mtu mwingine
nywele kuangalia vizuri.
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Lakini kwa kawaida, nywele za wachungaji
anaonekana mjinga sana.
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Kwa sababu hawana wakati
kufanya wenyewe,
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na nadhani wanaweza": kata
nywele zao wenyewe.
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Ikiwa kinyozi wako ana nywele nzuri,
ungetaka kumuuliza anaenda wapi.
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Ni kama Nicky Clarke, je!
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Ndiyo maana yuko
mtunzaji wa nywele anayejulikana.
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Ana nywele mbaya.
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Kwa hivyo, hii ni Benriya,
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mtu wa kazi isiyo ya kawaida.
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Kweli yuko kwenye simu
kuchukua kazi nyingine kwa sasa.
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Anaweza kufanya kila aina, kusafisha, uchoraji.
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Anarekebisha mambo mara kwa mara.
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Manufaa kidogo.
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Pata zawadi, unajua, kutoka kwa watu.
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"Hongera kwa kufanya hivyo,
unafanya nini hii?"
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Ni wazi hawezi kusema hapana.
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Ninamaanisha, huwezi kuhamia hapa.
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Hiyo ilikuwa nini? Kazi ilikuwa nini?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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MTAFSIRI: Paka wa mmiliki
ilianguka kutoka kwenye veranda,
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ndani ya paa la jirani.
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Kwa hivyo kazi ilikuwa kwenda juu
na kuokoa paka.
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Lakini ikiwa ni paka wao na wanaipenda,
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kwa nini hawaingii kwenye balcony
na kupata paka?
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Kwa nini wanakuita?
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MTAFSIRI: Walisema,
tafadhali njoo haraka.
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Yote kwa moja, nitaiweka.
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(SIMU YA MKONONI INAITWA)
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Ni saizi inayofaa, innit?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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- BEN: Karl, walipata paka.
- Waliipata?
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BEN: Ndio, wanasema tu.
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Waliipata.
Ilikuwa tu sebuleni kwao.
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Wajinga.
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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Paka huyu ana macho.
Sijawahi kuona hilo hapo awali.
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(VIPIGO)
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Ni 'ca kutumia' ni kujaribu
kuzingatia mambo humu.
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KARL: Kazi ya kwanza
tunafanya ni kazi ya kusafisha,
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sasa tunajua paka huyo yuko salama.
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Lakini, unajua, jambo la kusisimua
na kazi hii ni,
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hujui ni kazi gani ijayo.
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Je, unaweza kusema hivyo kuhusu kazi ngapi?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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KARL: Habari, habari?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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(ANANONG'ONEA KWA DHULMA)
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Hizi zilisafishwa lini mara ya mwisho?
Maana wao ni wachafu kidogo.
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Ni kidogo isiyo ya kawaida
kwamba amesimama pale, akitazama.
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Anaweza pia kufanya hivyo mwenyewe.
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Unaonekana vizuri? Nzuri?
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Nzuri?
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Mm.
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Mwanaharamu mjuvi.
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Ingekuwa nzuri
ili kupata pombe.
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Nilidhani hilo lingetokea
mara tu ninapoingia.
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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MTAFSIRI: Tafadhali ifanye ipasavyo.
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-(GASPS)
- MTU: Hapana, makini, mwenzako.
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- Sikuipiga.
- Shh...
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Hii ndiyo sababu haifanyi kazi.
Kwa nini wana karatasi?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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BEN: Kazi hizi zote ndogo
yamefanywa kwa ukamilifu, sivyo?
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Si kweli. Ukamilifu ungekuwa
kung'oa karatasi hiyo ya A4
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na kuweka mpya.
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KARL: Ni beji kidogo tu, innit?
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Nadhani ni aina ya kitu
ambayo ningeweza kufanya na kufurahiya sana.
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Lakini, je, hiyo inaorodheshwa kama wito?
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Unaona, miito lazima iwe kila wakati
kitu kidogo arty.
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Au kitu kinachostahiki kidogo.
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Hii ni kazi tu,
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kwamba ninafurahia sana kufanya.
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Amepata gazeti?
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Ni njia ya jadi ya Waingereza.
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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Hiyo nzuri?
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
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Niambie nini, fanya kazi yenye kiu.
(ANAVUTA)
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Kikombe cha chai.
- Ah.
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(ANACHEKA)
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Naam, anacheka. Lakini yeye ni
kutokutoa kidole chake.
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(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)
213
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Nadhani tunapotea njia
kidogo
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nyumbani linapokuja suala la kazi.
215
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Yote ni juu ya kile unachoweza kukuambia
wenzako unaofanya, ili kuvutia.
216
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,324
Huwa naangalia kazi ili tu nione
ni mambo gani mapya yanatoka.
217
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:37,530
Na kulikuwa na Gastro Hygiene
Mhudumu au kitu.
218
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,331
Unajua ilikuwa nini? Kuosha sufuria.
219
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Kuosha ... Kuosha!
220
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Na kama jambo hilo la, "Tutafanya ii
sauti nzuri", kuna umuhimu gani?
221
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,046
Maana inasikika ya kuvutia, hiyo.
222
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Fundi wa Usafi wa Gastro
au kitu.
223
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Lakini basi, mtu ataenda,
224
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(VIGUMI) Jehanamu ya damu!
225
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"Niambie kuhusu hilo, unafanya nini?"
226
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"Osha sufuria."
227
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Unapaswa kufurahishwa na wewe mwenyewe
kwamba haujaketi kwenye safu yako,
228
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unadai manufaa tu, unafanya kazi!
229
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Nitakuambia nini, ingawa.
Yeye si pungufu ya kazi, si hivyo?
230
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Namaanisha, hiyo simu yake
haijaacha kulia asubuhi.
231
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50, ataondoka tu
na kufanya jab moja,
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na niruhusu niendelee na nyingine.
233
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Mann?
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Habari, mimi ni Karl.
235
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Habari yako? Sawa?
236
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,411
KARL: Sifanyi uchi.
237
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Unaona, mimi, sionekani hivyo.
238
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Huo ni mwonekano mzuri sana
anaendelea.
239
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- Ah, ndio, asante.
- Sionekani hivyo.
240
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Naweza kuwa na neno la dakika moja tu,
kwa sababu sipati uchi.
241
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Hapana.
242
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,085
Ungependa niwe uchi,
kwenye ukuta wako nyumbani?
243
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- BEN: Hapana.
- Kweli, na sikutaka. Na ni mimi.
244
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Sipendi kuangalia yote hayo.
245
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,085
Nikivua suruali pale ndani,
246
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wataacha sanaa
na kuchukua sayansi au kitu,
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mara wameniona uchi.
248
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Hawataki kufanya hivyo.
249
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MWANAUME: Hii ndio kazi gani, Benriya.
250
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,570
Sio,
Sijawahi kusikia juu yake, kwa uaminifu.
251
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,687
Hujawahi kusikia kuhusu Benriya?
252
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,171
Umesikia mtu akienda,
"Nimekuwa na wiki yenye shughuli nyingi."
253
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,287
"Umekuwa ukifanya nini?"
254
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,250
"Kuweka sakafu, kusafisha madirisha,
nikamtoa jogoo wangu."
255
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,731
Kazi gani hiyo?
256
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,329
(Mwalimu ANAZUNGUMZA)
257
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Je!
258
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Nini, mimi?
259
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,490
Sikuwahi kufikiria kichwani mwangu
kwamba ningependa milele aina ya kufanya baadhi ya modeling.
260
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,171
Unajua, kwa sababu wewe, kwa namna fulani...
sijui.
261
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,925
Unajiona kwenye kioo
na unakwenda, "Siwezi kufanya hivyo."
262
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,048
Nani atataka kuchora hiyo?
263
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,365
Walikuwa wakiipenda.
264
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,523
Unajua ninamaanisha nini?
Mimi ni kama tangazo la Brut la miaka ya 1970.
265
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,326
Kwa hiyo, inakwenda tu kuonyesha hilo
huwezi kujua, kwa kweli,
266
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,529
wito wako unaweza kuwa nini,
267
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kwa sababu unaweza aina ya
funga milango
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kwenye mambo ambayo wewe
hata singefikiria.
269
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,764
Ninaonekana vizuri! Umeona hii?
270
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,524
Mimi kuangalia wote rig ht.
271
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,967
(Mwalimu ANAZUNGUMZA)
272
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,725
Ningekuwa na hiyo kwenye ukuta wangu, kwa kweli.
273
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,008
Ndio, ndio, ninarudisha kile nilichosema.
274
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,402
Siku imekuwa ya thamani.
Mambo yamefanyika.
275
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,881
Ni hisia nzuri, hiyo.
276
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,566
Mungu, wao ni wazuri,
ni wazuri sana.
277
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,611
Ni kidogo annoying, kwamba blokes
umenifanya nionekane mzuri.
278
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,331
Wanawake wananiona kwa njia tofauti.
279
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,609
KARL: Kweli, niko njiani tu
kukutana na bloke cal/ed Kenny,
280
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,524
Ambao uh, kimsingi alikulia katika makazi duni,
281
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,363
aligeuza maisha yake
alifanya mzigo wa pesa,
282
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,124
na sasa anafurahia kuitumia.
283
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,568
Lakini, jambo ni, unaanza
kupata pesa, na sio ...
284
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,928
Sijui, unaweza kupata kidogo ...
285
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,889
Fafanua kidogo nayo, sivyo?
286
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,689
Hujui jinsi gani
pesa itakuathiri.
287
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,125
Ikiwa nitashinda bahati nasibu kesho
288
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,921
na sifanyi, kwa sababu,
ni ngumu sana, innit? Haiwezekani...
289
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,686
Lakini, kama nilifanya, sijui
nini kingetokea.
290
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,400
Najua kutakuwa na mabishano.
291
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,689
Nadhani kushinda mzigo wa pesa
inaweza kusababisha maumivu ya kichwa nyumbani.
292
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,810
Kwa sababu Suzanne angekuwa na...
Angependa likizo wakati wote.
293
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,281
Na sijui": nataka kuondoka.
Sipo nyumbani kama ilivyo.
294
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,691
Wakati huo nasema,
"Hatuwezi kumudu,
295
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"hatuwezi kumudu kuondoka."
296
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,805
Ikiwa nitashinda kama quid milioni mbili
kwenye bahati nasibu,
297
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,086
Siwezi kusema hatuwezi kumudu,
298
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,241
ataenda, "Unafanya nini?
299
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,322
"Kuna faida gani kuwa na pesa
kama hatutumii?"
300
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,890
Ni kama, "Ndio, lakini nina dharau,
Nataka kukaa nyumbani.
301
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,291
"Tumenunua nyumba nzuri,
na kamwe hatuko humo."
302
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,600
"Oh, hapana, hapana, mimi ni mgonjwa wa hili."
303
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,411
Kabla ya kujua, unaanguka
na, unajua,
304
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,448
umeishia na tart.
305
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,928
Ni Karl kumuona Kenny.
306
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,006
Usalama wote huu. Je, wewe ni Kenny?
307
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,448
Ananitarajia.
308
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,929
mzigo wa pissing kuhusu, innit?
309
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,923
Unaweza kufikiria ingawa,
kama wewe ni mwenza wake,
310
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,241
inabidi upitie hili
kila unapokuja kuona jinsi alivyo.
311
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,845
Nisingewahi kumtembelea.
312
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,050
Lo, unacheka!
313
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,724
Sawa, unaendeleaje?
314
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,924
Je, wewe ni Kenny?
315
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,010
(CHATTER INDISTINCT)
316
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,488
Ndio, ndio nimekuja, ndio.
317
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,610
Ni nini kinaendelea?
318
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,162
Ninaweza kumwona sasa. Naweza kufanya njia yangu.
Ndio, ni sawa, ndio.
319
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,090
Alasiri. Nadhani wewe ni Kenny?
320
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,690
Habari, niko sawa, ndio.
321
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,970
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
322
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,886
Nini, hizi ni nini,
hawa ni marafiki wa kike? Au...
323
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Sawa.
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00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,409
Ninaunguza kichwa.
Ndio, ninapata kichwa chekundu.
325
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,170
Loo, oh, sawa, unaifunika ... Ndio.
326
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,529
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
327
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,804
KARL: Ili kupata haya yote,
wewe si mjinga,
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00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,611
kwa hiyo, sielewi
jinsi gani unaweza kuwa na furaha
329
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,923
akikabidhi £15,000 kwa kinywaji.
330
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,126
(KENY ANACHEKA)
331
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,761
Nina shiti kwenye viatu.
332
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,521
Ah, anazunguka?
333
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,364
Nilipanda ng'ambo.
Nadhani hufanyi hivyo.
334
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,249
Huoni Malkia akifanya hivyo, sivyo?
335
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,970
- Pata teksi.
- Lakini, teksi haina faraja hii.
336
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,840
(SUTTERS) Hapana, kwa kweli ni raha.
Nitakupa hiyo. Ni nzuri sana.
337
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,410
Je! unajua kwanini ninasisitiza sasa?
338
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,562
Ikiwa ningekuwa wewe, ningeudhika,
339
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,291
maana nilinunua
hii gari nzuri kweli, sivyo?
340
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,126
Haifai katika karakana yako.
Inaning'inia kwa nyuma.
341
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,847
Nitakusanya vitu vyangu tu,
nivue viatu.
342
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,921
Sawa.
343
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,247
- Kaa ukingoni.
- Ndio.
344
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,130
Mimi ni kama bata, mimi.
Nina furaha tu kupata miguu yangu mvua.
345
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,611
- Ooh, ni baridi.
- Ndio?
346
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,604
- Ndio. Ooh. Fucking kuzimu.
- Je, ni baridi?
347
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,125
Ndio!
348
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,007
Tukio hili sasa, nilikaa hapa,
wanawake katika bwawa, champagne.
349
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,971
Je! unataka hii kwa sababu umeiona
kwenye filamu, au ndivyo unavyotaka?
350
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,929
KENNY: Hapana, hii ndio ninayotaka.
351
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,411
KARL: Sijawahi kuwa shabiki wa champagne.
352
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,404
Nikamwambia. siipendi
maana inanipa kiungulia.
353
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,529
Sababu nyingine siipendi,
ni kwa sababu unaondoa kizibo.
354
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,604
Cork ilipiga risasi, sivyo?
Nini kitatokea ikiwa sitaki yote?
355
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,887
Pringles! Wanasema,
"Ukipapasa huwezi kuacha." ”
356
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,124
Kweli, bado wanakupa kifuniko.
357
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,409
Namaanisha, ana Porschi mbili,
358
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,323
ana Bentley,
ana hiyo Rolls-Royce,
359
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,004
na anaangalia kununua nyingine.
360
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,082
Namaanisha, ana magari zaidi
kuliko nimepata viatu.
361
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,449
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
362
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,004
KARL: Ninaamini una gari moja.
363
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,208
Labda, sawa, pata mbili. Kuwa na van.
364
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,169
Gari na van,
ikiwa unahitaji kubadilisha baadhi ya mambo.
365
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,046
Yesu.
366
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,366
Jahannamu ya damu, Kenny!
367
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,566
Hapana! Sahau.
368
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,523
Hiyo ni mara ya kwanza
aliliona hilo gari.
369
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,603
Amepanda huko na kurudi.
370
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,806
Na amekwenda, "Ndio, nitakuwa nayo."
371
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,882
- Hiyo ni haraka gani?
-(CHEKA)
372
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,924
Ninatumia muda mrefu zaidi ya hiyo
ninaponunua...
373
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,240
vac,
374
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,163
Nilikuwa nikifikiria kununua Dyson.
Wao si nafuu.
375
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,641
Wao ni kama vac ya juu.
Niliwatazama.
376
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,690
Mifano tofauti, yote hayo,
kuangalia mapitio.
377
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,610
Sawa, nimepata vya kutosha.
Kweli, nishike.
378
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,490
Watu walikuwa wanasema kushughulikia juu yake
haikuwa kubwa sana kupata mkono wako.
379
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,607
Je, kuna mtu mwingine yeyote anayesema hivyo?
380
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,920
Labda ni bloke tu
na vifundo vikubwa.
381
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,769
- Hiyo, hiyo sio ya kuchekesha!
-(KUCHEKEA)
382
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,366
Ninachukua muda kabla ya kununua kitu.
383
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,885
Hiyo ni sehemu ya furaha kwangu.
384
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,005
Nilinunua, nimefurahiya sana.
385
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,084
Inakuja na kama bracket ya ukuta,
uh, ni wireless,
386
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,607
uh, unaichomeka, unapata dakika 15
kabla ya kuchomeka tena.
387
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,842
Hiyo sio nzuri, lakini nimeikubali.
388
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,763
Sio lazima upate
popote kwa haraka hiyo.
389
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,604
Ondoka tu nyumbani mapema.
390
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,328
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
391
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,887
KARL: Ana maisha ya ajabu.
392
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,440
Lakini, unajua, mwangalie leo,
alinunua hiyo McLaren.
393
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,002
Uliona aina yoyote
msisimko kutoka kwake?
394
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,605
Ikiwa ningenunua kitu kama hicho,
395
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,160
Ningekuwa, ningekuwa nimeisha
mwezi mchana wote.
396
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,322
Ningependa ... ningependa kutuondoa,
397
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,084
ili niweze kucheza ndani yake.
398
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,730
Lakini, hakuwa hivyo.
Alikuwa kama, ijayo.
399
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,121
Hebu tuendelee kwenye jambo linalofuata.
Anataka kunionyesha mji.
400
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,531
Katika helikopta.
401
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,726
KARL: Ambayo ni ya ajabu.
402
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,009
Ungeweza kuingia kwenye Google
Ramani, iliangalia Taswira ya Mtaa.
403
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,128
Je! haja ya kupanda kwa helikopta.
404
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,771
Lakini, ni Kenny, tena, innit?
Kuichukua kama hiyo kwa kiwango kinachofuata,
405
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,002
ya "Usifanye mambo kwa njia rahisi."
406
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,606
Ni nini cha gharama kubwa zaidi,
njia glamorous ya kufanya hivyo?
407
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,764
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
408
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,166
KARL: Ndio, sio shida
Nimekuwa nayo, hiyo.
409
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,810
(KENNY ANACHUKUA)
410
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,122
(KENY ANAZUNGUMZA)
411
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,282
Kwa hiyo, hii ndiyo eneo kuu la kuishi.
412
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,089
Louis, hapa, ndiye mnyweshaji wako.
413
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,766
Kwa kweli chochote unachoweza kufikiria,
Louis ni mtu wako.
414
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,081
Una mpishi hapa.
Atatayarisha chochote unachotaka.
415
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,844
Una kifuniko kuzunguka balcony.
416
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,129
Kwa hivyo ulipata maoni ya digrii 360
ya Cape Town yote.
417
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,765
KARL: Nzuri, innit?
Hili ndilo jambo la kuwa na pesa.
418
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,207
Kidogo cha amani na utulivu, mtazamo mzuri.
419
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,601
Unaona, unapata watu nyumbani
ambao huketi juu ya punda wao kila wakati,
420
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,569
na hawataki kufanya kazi.
421
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,525
Kisha, jambo la kuchekesha ni,
watu wanaofanya kazi kwa bidii sana
422
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,602
wanafanya kazi kwelikweli
ili waweze kuketi kwenye siraha zao.
423
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,327
Ni kwamba unataka tu kukaa
juu ya punda wako katika mazingira mazuri zaidi.
424
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,246
Sisi tunataka tu kukaa kwenye safu yetu.
425
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,565
(PETE ZA KEngele YA MLANGO)
426
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,288
Baadhi ya watu wamejitokeza kukuona,
427
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,124
walitumwa hapa kutoka kwa Kenny.
428
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,363
MWANAMKE: Uko tayari kutazama
saa za ajabu?
429
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:26,401
Hapa tunayo mojawapo ya toleo letu dogo
mifano kutoka Chopard.
430
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,804
Pamoja na uh, Mille Miglia Racing
kalamu na cufflinks.
431
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,770
- Ndio, sivai saa hata kidogo.
- Huna kuvaa saa?
432
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,251
Kwa nini huvai saa?
433
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,051
Er, kwa sababu tu, nimepata simu.
434
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,884
Na kwa kweli sihitaji cufflinks.
435
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,689
Sinunui shati.
Ikiwa haiji na vifungo ...
436
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,242
Nadhani ni mjuvi, hiyo.
Nadhani ni mjanja kweli!
437
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,970
(VIgugumizi)
Sio shati iliyomalizika, sivyo?
438
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,371
Inabidi uanze kununua
vifungo kwa ajili yake.
439
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,090
Unaweza pia kuacha kola mbali.
440
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,207
Iuze kwa bits.
441
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,601
Naam, ni upendeleo wa kibinafsi.
442
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,490
- Lakini uh, sisi sote ni tofauti.
- Sihitaji, uh, kalamu.
443
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,689
Kalamu kwa ajili yangu... Mimi huwa na kalamu.
444
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,481
Tazama.
445
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,211
Ndege zote ninazofanya,
Mimi huchukua kalamu za bure kila wakati.
446
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,361
Kwa hivyo, hiyo inafanya kazi ...
447
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,363
Ni zawadi nzuri, tuseme ...
448
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,966
- Kwamba watu wengine wanathamini, ndio.
- Kwa watu wengine, hiyo ni sawa, ndio.
449
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,963
Saa hiyo ni ngapi,
peke yake, bila kalamu?
450
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,201
Elfu tisini na tisa.
451
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,446
Na hii ni kiasi gani?
452
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,729
Ni takriban Rand 171,000.
453
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,089
Inaniudhi kidogo,
454
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,050
hawa watu wanaolipa...
kulipa hiyo kwa saa.
455
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,404
Kweli, utashangaa,
456
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,687
baadhi ya watu wanaweza kweli kufahamu
457
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,765
urn, utafiti, utafiti.
Kwa sababu, kutengeneza saa ni sanaa.
458
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,161
Ilikuwa, namaanisha,
sio ngumu sasa.
459
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,208
- Tuna wanaume kwenye mwezi.
- Ni.
460
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,601
Bleedin 'kuzimu, angalia saizi ya hiyo!
461
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,205
BEN: Kiasi gani hicho?
462
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,408
Ah, itakuwa kitu kijinga,
hakuna maana ya kuuliza.
463
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,130
Kwa hivyo, asante kwa kuja. Bell inakwenda.
464
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,407
- Kwa hivyo, tunapaswa kukuacha.
- Maggie? Ndio, asante sana.
465
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,448
- Ilikuwa nzuri kukutana nawe.
- Cheers. Niko tayari sasa.
466
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,090
Bahati nzuri kuziuza.
467
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,449
(SHAKILY) Hapana, hapana, ni sawa.
Ndio, kwa uaminifu.
468
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,366
Kufanya hivi ni nzuri sana.
469
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,849
Nilichokiona leo,
Nimeona kwenye mabango.
470
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,321
Unanunua baadhi ya magazeti haya ya wanaume.
Hiyo ndiyo yote, innit?
471
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,368
Tangazo baada ya tangazo,
jamaa fulani katika jozi ya vigogo,
472
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,044
huku saa ikiwa imewashwa, kwenye mvua.
473
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,202
Lo, haifanyi...
Siitazame na kwenda,
474
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,486
"Ah... (GASPS) Siku moja."
475
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,085
Una kikombe cha chai, huko?
476
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,607
Hapana, ni sawa. Hiyo ni bora, hiyo.
477
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,806
Inapendeza.
478
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,008
Naam, asante sana.
479
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,409
Hii itaonyeshwa, sivyo?
480
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,687
Unaweza kuwa na pesa nyingi sana
kwamba hujui cha kufanya nayo,
481
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,728
kisha unaishia tu kununua ujinga.
482
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,202
Kwenye Bond Street, kuna mifuko
imetengenezwa na...
483
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,925
mbuni!
484
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,285
Mambo kama hayo.
485
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,840
Inashangaza tu, fujo zote
ambayo Nuhu alienda,
486
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,365
kuokoa wanyama wawili wawili,
487
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,284
na wanatengeneza
mkoba kutoka kwa mbuni.
488
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,885
Alipoteza wakati wake, sivyo?
489
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,091
- Louis.
- LOUIS: Ndiyo.
490
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,162
Je, unataka kufyatua risasi?
491
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,170
KARL: Hapana, hapana, hapana,
lakini unaweza kwenda, ikiwa unataka.
492
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,686
Sina chochote
ninachohitaji kufanya, kwa uaminifu.
493
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,603
Unaweza kuiita siku.
494
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,211
KARL: Tutaonana baadaye, Louis.
495
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,850
Huna mnyweshaji siku hizi.
496
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,445
Nilihisi ni lazima nimpe
mambo ya kufanya
497
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,091
kwa sababu yupo na hiyo ni kazi yake.
498
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,400
Lakini, sina la kufanya.
499
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,721
Wakati fulani nilikuwa nikifikiria
ya kumpeleka nje kwa Twix.
500
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,440
Batman.
501
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,207
Yeye ndiye mwanaume pekee
ambaye nimemuona na mnyweshaji
502
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,805
na nikafikiria, "Ndio,
labda anahitaji moja."
503
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,042
Kwa sababu anaitwa nje, sivyo,
kutatua matatizo?
504
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,249
Hana muda wa kuhakikisha kuwa amepata
chakula kwenye friji na kila kitu.
505
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,243
Zaidi ya hayo,
506
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,129
sijui nini
Nimejifunza kutoka kwa hili, kwa kweli.
507
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,647
Ninachojua sitaki
chochote ghali kweli.
508
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,208
Lakini, napenda maoni,
maoni ya asili.
509
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,729
Nina kila kitu ninachohitaji.
Mtazamo wa jiji, bahari, Mlima wa Jedwali.
510
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,450
Hiyo ni nini nzuri kuhusu hili.
511
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,490
Ikiwa haikuwa na madirisha yoyote,
inatisha sana, sivyo?
512
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,850
Kwa hivyo, ninategemea asili.
Huwezi kushinda asili, sivyo?
513
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,161
Na hiyo haina gharama yoyote.
514
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,166
Unaweza tu kutazama nyuma yangu masikio yangu?
515
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,005
Maana wakati mwingine wanaumwa kidogo.
Ni kama wamekauka.
516
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,128
Haki tu nyuma ya sikio.
517
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,407
Je, imepasuka? Ngozi iliyopasuka?
518
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,849
Hapa ndipo nitakutana na Gayton,
Atanifundisha jinsi ya kuhustle.
519
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,321
Hakuna mtu ana mbwembwe
kama wito, je!
520
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,408
Fikiria ni kile unachofanya
nyakati zinapokuwa ngumu,
521
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,962
wakati mambo hayaendi sawa,
na unahitaji pesa.
522
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,770
(GAYTON ANAONGEA)
523
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,922
KARL: Nini,
kwa wewe na Kenny pia?
524
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,727
Ndio, hapana, nilifanya kidogo
aina ya kununua na kuuza kama mtoto.
525
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,441
- Ulilipa kiasi gani?
- Mia tatu.
526
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,887
Vipi kidogo kidogo?
Maana niko hapa kwa siku chache tu.
527
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,804
Sijawahi kuwa hapo awali na ninaweza kuja
kurudi likizo na kununua samaki zaidi.
528
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,563
Vipi kuhusu kidogo kidogo, ingawa?
529
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,123
Loo, sijui kuhusu hili. Je!
masoko mengine yoyote ya samaki hapa?
530
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,242
Lo, lazima niende,
Ninapata mpango mzuri zaidi.
531
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,849
Nilikuwa nikifikiria 26.
532
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,124
Kweli huwezi?
533
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,648
Vema, ninamwamini. Macho yake...
Macho yake ni mazuri.
534
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,644
- Je!
- Ndio. Sawa, hebu tulipe, uh...
535
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,405
Arobaini na tano?
536
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,450
Anabadilisha sheria hapo.
537
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,925
Kweli, basi, subiri.
538
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,885
Angalia, nitakuambia nini.
Ninataka samaki wa quid 40.
539
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,810
Kwa hivyo, hiyo ni kiasi gani katika Rand?
540
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,961
BEN: Randi mia nne.
541
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,806
Nataka pauni 400,000'
thamani ya samaki, kata ...
542
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,120
BEN: Pauni laki nne?
543
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,611
Randi laki nne.
544
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,364
- BEN: Hapana, huna!
- Sawa, nataka nini?
545
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,601
(WOTE WANACHEKA)
546
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,441
mimi si...
547
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,648
Angalia, nilisema mimi ni mpiga mbizi,
Mimi si mtaalamu wa hisabati.
548
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,529
(KICHEKO)
549
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,046
Niambie nini, hiyo ni uzito fulani.
550
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,726
Kwa hivyo sina budi kubeba hii
karibu na mimi?
551
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,890
(CHATTER INDISTINCT)
552
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,691
Mwisho wa siku,
jinsi ninavyoangalia mauzo ni,
553
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,524
ama wanataka samaki au hawataki.
554
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,604
Rahisi kama hiyo. Watu hufanya nje
ni ngumu kuliko ilivyo.
555
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,445
Snook! Je, unataka snook?
556
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,761
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello, hello.
557
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,411
Du gnu wank same snark?
Themanini na tano kwa samaki.
558
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,329
KARL: Ni nzuri. Angalia hilo.
559
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,287
Naweza kuuza. wewe moja 'Kwa... Kwa 80.
560
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,844
Je, unataka kununua sneak??
561
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,648
Unalipwa Ijumaa?
562
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,969
Naam, sawa.
563
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,326
Mgongo wangu unaniua.
564
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,085
Unaweza kubeba hiyo, unaweza?
kidogo tu juu yangu mwenyewe.
565
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,241
BEN: Nini kinaendelea hapa?
566
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,446
KARL: Anajua eneo hilo.
567
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,124
Ulimwajiri?
568
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,680
Ndiyo.
569
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,127
Snook safi.
570
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,765
Angalia hilo. Tafadhali tazama hilo.
571
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,928
KARL: Imezidi nini
kwa watoto?
572
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,521
Sikuifanya. Ilikuwa bloke mwingine.
573
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,164
Ninaumwa na hili.
Haifanyiki, sivyo?
574
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,050
Angalia, siwezi kuifanya iwe nafuu.
Nililipa 50!
575
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,004
Nililipa 50 kwa samaki!
576
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,366
Siwezi kuiuza kwa bei nafuu kuliko hiyo.
577
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,209
Najua. Lakini hiyo ni katikati.
578
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,681
Lazima uingie kwenye basi.
Hiyo itagharimu kiasi gani?
579
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,486
Sio nafuu. Haitakuwa nafuu.
580
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,245
Lazima upate basi huko.
Lazima urudi kwa basi.
581
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,483
(MSICHANA ANAZUNGUMZA)
582
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,604
[haiwezi kupunguza bei.
Haitatokea.
583
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,444
Kiwango cha chini ninachoweza kufanya ni 50!
584
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,126
Kwa hivyo ikiwa unataka kununua moja kwa 50,
tunaweza kuzungumza.
585
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,407
Kunifanya nijisikie kama titi sahihi.
586
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,087
Hiyo inasikika.
587
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,408
Kununua kitu kwa bei nafuu,
kuiuza kwa zaidi.
588
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,881
Ni biashara kweli, sivyo
kuhangaika, hiyo ni biashara, innit?
589
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,610
Ndivyo unavyofanya biashara.
590
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,207
Gayton, haifanyiki.
591
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,442
Hakuna mtu aliye na pesa.
Walilipwa Ijumaa iliyopita, ama jambo fulani.
592
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,682
- Uh... Huyu ni nani?
- Sijui jinsi Gayton aliisimamia.
593
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,205
Pengine wanamuogopa.
594
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,441
Angalia ukubwa wake.
595
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,649
Ikiwa alikuja kugonga mlango wako na
alisema nunua samaki, utanunua samaki.
596
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,247
(GAYTON ANAONGEA)
597
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,446
(ANASHANGAA) Je!
598
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,570
Haingefanya kazi nyumbani.
Hakuna njia katika ulimwengu huu
599
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,211
utaruhusiwa tu
kupata pesa kama hivyo.
600
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,090
Daima kuna mtu
hapo sasa, na ubao wa kunakili.
601
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,686
Tangu ubao wa kunakili umetoka.
Hiyo imeunda shida, sivyo?
602
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,922
Yeyote aliye na ubao wa kunakili,
kamwe sio habari njema.
603
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,526
Je, atamnunua arudi kwangu
sokoni?
604
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,002
Kamwe?
605
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,570
(ANACHEKA)
606
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,291
(WOTE WANACHEKA)
607
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,047
Hutapata kiingilio chochote...
Inaitwaje, wajasiriamali?
608
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,122
Haitatokea nyumbani.
609
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,406
Maana kuna shida nyingi sana.
610
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,721
Unajaribu na umepata mtu
hapo unapiga mkuki wako.
611
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,770
"Rudi chini tena.
Unafikiri wewe ni nani?"
612
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,846
Ndiyo maana wana
kwenda kwenye Tundu la Joka.
613
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,366
Shingo la Joka halikuwepo miaka
iliyopita. Unaweza tu kuendelea nayo.
614
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,410
Lakini sasa huwezi kufanya chochote
isipokuwa kama umepata Duncan Bannatyne.
615
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,483
Nilikuwa takataka.
Najua sikuwa mzuri sana.
616
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,201
Sawa. Nzuri.
617
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,451
Tuonane baadaye.
618
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,171
sijui.
sijui kama ni bora kuliko...
619
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,687
...sio kujaribu, kwa kweli.
Maana nimetoka mfukoni.
620
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,644
Ni nzuri, aina ya, hekaya
alichokuja nacho hapo,
621
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,927
lakini ni dhahiri si bora
kuliko kukaa nyumbani.
622
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,647
Na nina samaki wengi wa zamani
ambayo nilipaswa kupigwa risasi.
623
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,489
Je! unataka samaki wa bure?
624
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,164
mimi sifanyi.
625
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,608
Gayton anataka kunitoa kwenye klabu.
626
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,089
kosa langu mwenyewe, kwa sababu nilisema, “Unajua,
bado haujaniambia unachofanya."
627
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,805
Alisema, “Sawa,
Nitakutoa nje
628
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,530
"utaona tunachofanya, tunaendesha klabu."
629
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,483
Inasikitisha kwa sababu niko ndani
mahali hapa, ninachokipenda sana.
630
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,206
Tano kubwa kwa usiku.
Sijafika hapa.
631
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,928
Kupiga samaki siku nzima.
Ndio maana nanawa mikono.
632
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,081
Wananuka.
633
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,491
Kulikuwa na msichana shuleni
anaitwa Tracy. Alifanya kazi katika chippy.
634
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,881
Daima alikuwa akinuka samaki.
635
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,646
Ni mbaya hiyo, innit?
636
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,724
Hapo ndipo kazi yako iko kweli,
aina ya, kuchukua maisha yako, innit?
637
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,721
(KUCHEZA MUZIKI WA DANSI)
638
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,564
(MAZUNGUMZO KUU)
639
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,161
Naam, sawa.
640
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,001
Ni nini?
641
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,127
Haya yote yanahusu nini?
642
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,126
Sawa.
643
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,721
Sawa. Ndiyo.
644
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,285
Kusema kweli, niko sawa. Naweza kupata...
645
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,086
Inahusu nini?
646
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,601
Sitaki kula kutoka kwa mwanamke.
Sijui hata jina lake.
647
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,210
Jina lako ni nani?
648
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,850
Pam. Nimefurahi kukutana nawe.
649
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,921
Usi... Usiudhike...
650
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,644
- Sitaki tu kuwa ...
- Yeye hajakasirika.
651
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,721
PEN: Mimi.
652
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,006
Naam, napenda kupata
kumjua kwanza.
653
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,845
Ikiwa nitakula chakula kutoka kwa matiti yake,
ngoja nimjue.
654
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,246
I mean, ni kwamba nini ni kuja kwa?
655
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,641
Angalia jinsi nilivyojitahidi
leo, ?samaki wa kuokota.
656
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,246
Angalia jinsi ngumu, angalia nini wewe
inabidi kufanya ili watu wapate samaki.
657
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,281
Maybe later.
658
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,526
Kwa nini? What's the rush?
659
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,764
Well, that's why it
should be in a fridge.
660
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,489
Sio kuniua.
I just don't like sushi.
661
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,402
I don't wanna kiss fish.
662
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,807
Huu ni usiku wa aina gani?
Nilidhani ni pamoja classy.
663
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,929
12 hours on a plane.
664
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,288
Zaidi ya maili 5000, tembea hivi.
You got me licking fish.
665
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,122
Not at this... Not...
I don't wanna do it.
666
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,441
Fucking kuzimu.
667
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,641
- Is it a good earner?
- Ndio.
668
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,291
- Ni saa ngapi?
- Well, it depends.
669
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,690
Manufaa yoyote? Je, unaweza kupata kuchukua
nyumbani ni nini hakijaliwa au ...
670
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,325
(ANACHEKA)
671
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,767
Usicheke. Utapoteza kidogo.
672
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,401
Inashangaza jinsi ilivyo,
aina ya, kuja kwa hiyo.
673
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,883
Sijui kama ni kwa sababu sasa ipo
watu wengi sana duniani
674
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,928
na hawana budi kuja tu
na kazi zaidi na zaidi
675
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,126
kwa sababu ya idadi ya watu
676
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,361
kiakili tu, sivyo?
677
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,967
Ndio maana wanawake wamelala chini,
chakula kila mahali,
678
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,246
wote unaweza kula buffet.
679
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,527
Kwa sababu kazi zote za kawaida
zimechukuliwa.
680
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,364
Bahati nasibu ya taifa kwenye telly.
681
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,886
Kama watu watatu kuchagua mipira sita.
682
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,247
Kwa hivyo sio lazima.
Una dada hapo na ubao wa kunakili,
683
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,006
jamaa mwenye glavu nyeupe na bloke
kugonga kitufe kwenye mashine.
684
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,730
Watu watatu wa kuchagua nambari sita.
685
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,645
Ulimwengu umeenda kiakili.
686
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,285
Kwa upande wa wito na tofauti
kazi duniani, ni kazi.
687
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,724
Aina bora kuliko kukaa juu ya punda wako
lakini ameketi juu ya mto wake.
688
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,531
Lakini analipwa kwa ajili yake. Hiyo ni nini
Nilisema mwanzoni mwa siku.
689
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,281
Na hivyo ndivyo sisi sote
unataka kweli, sivyo?
690
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,722
Sikutaka kulamba samaki tu.
691
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,929
Kwa hivyo, ninachotaka kuona leo ni,
you know,
692
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,526
jambo hili lote la kuja
Marekani na kuishi ndoto
693
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,206
na kufanya kazi yoyote unayotaka kufanya.
694
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,724
Nataka kuona kama hiyo ni kweli.
695
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:12,123
Nataka kuangalia kazi ambayo, kwa njia fulani,
Najua, ndani kabisa, sijakatwa
696
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,641
and I wanna see how
Ningeendelea kufanya kazi hiyo.
697
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,449
BEN'. Kwa hivyo utafanya nini?
698
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,565
Nitaenda...
699
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,130
kuwa mfano.
700
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,530
Kama sahihi... Mfano sahihi.
701
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,409
Simaanishi kama
modeling niliyofanya huko japan.
702
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,926
Jambo la Benriya.
Aina ya uundaji wa nusu uchi.
703
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,810
Ninazungumza mfano wa catwalk.
704
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,922
Hiyo ni kazi, innit, ambayo ...
705
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,251
haijalishi ni kiasi gani
unataka kuifanya,
706
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,401
kama huna sura,
707
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,006
hawatakuruhusu ufanye.
708
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,405
Kwa hivyo kitakachotokea ni,
atatoka...
709
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,041
Bomu. Tembea.
710
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,680
Hiyo ndiyo ninayozungumzia. Lo, je!
711
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,128
Tunawafanya wote watembee
sasa hivi na tutaona muda.
712
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,965
Tutaona jinsi wanavyoenda
kuhusu hilo na kisha tutakuweka
713
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,691
kwenye mchanganyiko kuelekea mwisho
na unaweza kuijaribu.
714
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,567
Bonyeza, bonyeza, bonyeza, bonyeza
bonyeza, bonyeza, bonyeza!
715
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,967
- Kwa hivyo, usitabasamu, basi?
- Sio kutabasamu.
716
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,724
- Tu ... tu ...
- Lakini wewe si scowling aidha.
717
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:22,089
Kwa hivyo, ungewezaje kunielezea hilo,
jinsi ya kufanya uso huo? Ni nini?
718
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,691
Ninawaambia wafikirie
akitabasamu bila kutabasamu.
719
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,729
- Tabasamu bila tabasamu.
-(CHEKA) Fikiri juu yake.
720
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,927
Hakuna mtu wa pango. Iweke sawa.
721
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,850
-Mdomo wako hauhitaji kuwa wazi.
-(VIgugumizi) Ni daima.
722
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,684
Weka mikono yako rahisi.
723
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,202
Kwa hivyo, kumbuka uko nusu hatua
mbele yake.
724
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,164
Hakuna kuruka juu. Tulia.
725
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,483
-Inaonekana kama unanyoosha, kama...
- Ah!
726
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,689
- Jaribu kuzungusha mikono yako sana.
- Sawa.
727
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,082
Je, unaweza kunipa gigi? Kwa kichwa hicho?
728
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,486
Labda sivyo.
Pengine nisingekuwekea kitabu.
729
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,724
- Anapata tumbili kidogo.
- Tumbili kidogo.
730
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,366
Anasema nenda nje na ujiamini.
731
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,885
How can I be confident
when he just said that?
732
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,724
Una mikono ya tumbili.
733
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,485
Why say that? If he wants me
kutembea huko usiku wa leo
734
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,201
really like confident,
Nina hiyo inazunguka kichwa changu.
735
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,489
Nina mikono ya tumbili.
Cheers. Brilliant.
736
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,447
If I nailed this walk...
737
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,411
Kwa nini hii ni muhimu sana kwako?
Ikiwa wanapaswa kuangalia kidogo.
738
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,051
You are creating...
739
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,843
kitu zaidi ya hawa watu...
740
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,208
Na ikiwa utaiwasilisha kwa njia kama hiyo
Hiyo ni kama, nataka kuvaa hiyo ...
741
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,442
Nataka kujisikia hivyo.
Nataka kuwa hivyo.
742
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,761
Lakini sitawahi kuwa hivyo.
743
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,686
Nina kichwa mnene. Hakuna kitu
Naweza kufanya juu yake. Sio kosa langu.
744
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,446
Siwezi kufanya chochote kuhusu hili.
Hii iliundwa na mimi mama na baba.
745
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,045
Sijafanya chochote kuelekea hili.
746
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,725
Hata kama! alitaka
kuwa na kichwa nyembamba...
747
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,326
Sema, kama! kweli, kweli
alitaka kuwa mwanamitindo,
748
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,368
unaendeleaje
kupoteza uzito kutoka kwa kichwa chako?
749
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,763
Hakuna mtu aliyewahi kuleta DVD.
750
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,251
"Una kichwa mnene?
751
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,563
"Do the workout."
Unafanya nini? All this here.
752
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,004
Hiyo ni Twix na muffins ya limao.
753
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,645
What workout?
754
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,531
What can you do?
755
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,483
Mwisho wa siku,
hakuipenda, sivyo?
756
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,961
Ilikuwa ni namna ya kusema yeye tu...
"I wouldn't book you."
757
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,566
Those were his words.
"I wouldn't book you."
758
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,600
So there you go.
Kwa hivyo ikiwa nilitaka kuwa mwanamitindo,
759
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,051
I couldn't be a model.
760
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,287
Kwa hivyo, unajua, wakati mwingine,
hakuna haja ya kukimbiza ndoto zako.
761
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,647
(IN DISTINCT TALKIN G)
762
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,684
- BEN: Ni nini kibaya na gongo?
- Sijui.
763
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,127
sijui ni kwanini...
764
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,089
I mean, kwa ajili yangu, ni Handy.
Wote wanacheka humo ndani,
765
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,969
akisema, "Lo, wewe ni mzee kidogo
kuwa mfano."
766
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,283
Mimi ni 40.1% unazeeka,
mipira yako kushuka. Kweli?
767
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,887
Ikiwa kuna mtu mmoja ndani ambaye
lazima kuvaa suruali hizi, ni mimi.
768
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,128
Kusema kweli, ninagusa kitambaa hapo.
769
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,290
Oh, Mungu wangu! Inashangaza.
770
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,567
- Ndio?
- Ndio. Hiyo ni nzuri.
771
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,001
Ndiyo!
772
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,847
- Kweli?
- Nzuri sana.
773
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,766
- Nzuri sana?
- Ndio. Ni kweli.
774
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,761
Kwa hivyo unaweza kunipa kazi au ...
775
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,441
Wewe... naenda
kukuruhusu ujiangalie kwenye kioo.
776
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,524
- Hiyo ni mjanja sana.
- Ni mkali. Oh, Mungu wangu.
777
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,250
Sawa. Ndiyo.
778
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,800
- Je, unafurahi basi?
- Nimefurahiya sana.
779
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,730
Je, unaweza tu kurudi nyuma
kwenye chumba cha kubadilishia nguo na kutembea?
780
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,561
- Ndio, sisi ni dhahabu. Sisi ni dhahabu.
- Ah, mungu wangu, ndio.
781
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,527
Hapo awali, hakushawishika.
782
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,366
Ghafla, nilivaa suti yake,
yuko juu ya mwezi.
783
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,323
Nilimaliza matembezi.
Alifurahishwa nayo.
784
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,447
Alikuwa akisema, "Ulitikisa."
785
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,171
(WANAPONGA)
786
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,724
- Hongera!
- Ndio! Tulifanya hivyo!
787
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,326
- Ilikuwa nzuri.
- Asante, asante sana.
788
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,050
- Furaha, josh?
- MWANAMKE: Ninajivunia wewe.
789
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,011
Ndiyo! Ilikuwa nzuri sana. Nilikuona ukitembea
chini na nilikuwa kama, "Alifanya hivyo."
790
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,084
Alifanya hivyo. Alijifunza na kisha ...
Asante kwa kila mtu.
791
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,286
Kweli, kazi nzuri.
792
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,124
(WANAPONGA)
793
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,361
Nzuri. Asante kwa kila mtu.
794
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,925
Sikujua ningeweza kufanya hivi kama kazi.
795
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,849
Haikuwa hata kichwani mwangu
kabla hatujaanza safari hii.
796
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,684
Kuwa mfano.
797
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,689
Hivyo...
798
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,329
Nimejifunza nini?
Nimejifunza kuwa ume...
799
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,084
Acha chochote.
800
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,522
Ikiwa fursa inakuja,
achana nayo, maana huwezi jua.
801
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,162
Nilipokuwa Cape Town na nilikutana na Pam,
802
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,925
Msichana wa sushi, sikuwahi
habari za kazi hiyo hapo awali.
803
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,931
Sio kila mtu anapenda samaki.
804
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,089
Kwa hivyo nimeifungua.
Kama... Ni Buffetman.